ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
Pets who love or hate their bath time
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
there’s the dogs, then there’s the cats then theres a hedgehog
the second to last dog reminds me of Samuel L Jackson
THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.
Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.
My Crazy Cat Lady starter kit just arrived!!
FACT: adding “inator 3000” to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER
uncool noun: bird
COOL noun: Birdinator 3000
thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtz
I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
im fucking crying